From: barrett@cs.umass.edu (Daniel Barrett)
Newsgroups: comp.sys.amiga.programmer,comp.sys.amiga.hardware
Subject: BLAZE-FS (was Re: FS expectations?)
Date: 8 Sep 1995 04:15:07 GMT
Organization: BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED

Arno Eigenwillig writes:
>>>> Does FLW employ the BLAZEMONGER Customer Service Department? :-)

David Southwell says:
>>>I do not understand this comment

Joel Edward Swan retorts:
>>Looks like Dan should dust off his BLAZEMONGER series and at least include
>>it in some kind of FAQ.

David Southwell admits:
>Sorry but I still none the wiser :-(

From the BLAZE-FAQ, version 9239874918720938019588437489745663.0001:

  Q: What is BLAZEMONGER?
  A: Get a LIFE, you DWEEB ON WHEELS!!!!!

  Q: No, really.
  A: Hey, I hear they're having a WHEEL SALE at Sears....

  Q: Oh, please, PLEASE, PLEEEEEEEEZZ... 
  A: Now THAT is more like it.  BLAZEMONGER is the FASTEST COMPUTER
     GAME EVER WRITTEN, you WONK-HEAD.

  Q: mbmfmasdnfb?
  A: You can take your lips out of the paper shredder now.

  Q: Thank you, oh great and powerful BLAZE COMPANY.  Where can I find
     more godlike information your ULTIMATE GAME?
  A: http://www.cs.umass.edu/~barrett/public.html.  And remember to wear
     rubber soled shoes.  And a plutonium straightjacket.

                                                        Dan

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