Iron Spikes???

Now that I have your attention, I thought I'd mention that BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED is always on the lookout for new talent. If you are interested in working for the ULTIMATE PROGRAMMING COMPANY on the PLANET, send a detailed resume, a liter of human blood (not necessarily your own), and $10,000 cash to:

			"Personnel" Department
			BLAZEMONGER INCORPORATED
			666 Satan Speedway
			Chickenmilk, WI  53000
			USA

All applicants will receive a free 'I Survived BLAZEMONGER "Customer Service"' T-shirt.

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