"WeirdBench" was a monthly humor column I wrote for COMPUTE Magazine in the "Amiga Resource" section. The column ran from March to September, 1993. Unfortunately, COMPUTE cancelled the entire Amiga Resource section in September, 1993.
Unlike my USENET articles, WeirdBench had to suit a wider audience in a "family" magazine, so I had to tone down some of my humor and remove USENET references. Still, it was fun to write.
If any magazines are interested in picking up "WeirdBench" again, please contact me. Thanks!